Archive for December, 1999

Roadwarrior? Maybe. Sauna? YES!

Wednesday, December 29th, 1999

Today I have struggled with my ISP. If they can’t get my international Internet-access fixed by tomorrow this may be the last post until the 3rd of January.

I am going to Finland to celebrate New Year’s Eve:

Whatever else may happen (tango and vodka comes to mind), there will be lots and lots of sauna.

I’ll bring my rusty old laptop and my new camcorder – so drop by again soon.

It’s early in the morning (swedish time) and my ISP just called! I am going over there to fix my access, on the way to the ferry.

Aila’s paintings

Tuesday, December 28th, 1999

My girlfriend is a good painter. She was born in the north of Finland (maybe that’s why this years Christmas’s cards look like this):

Weblogging?

Tuesday, December 28th, 1999

Yesterday (or maybe some other day. I’m still on vacation) I registered this site as a weblog. I even uploaded my own banner ad – maybe some graphics wiz can help me get it right, later:

OK, fine… but why?

Some people want to make The List – or at least some list, like this one. There are others who think all these lists are just grown-up versions of stupid high-school games. I clicked on a lot of banners today and found I agreed with Medley about this:

The weblog-community, such as it is, is dominated by men, often aggressive, who are often very concerned with demonstrating their technical prowess and their latest ‘cool tool.’ It’s annoying… this diary/weblog/whatever-you-call-it… is a place for me to get away from all that.

So what about me? A little bit of everything. It was fun when Dave Winer linked to my little Santa story, since I have enjoyed his stuff for years – and I am amazed that I am still on this list. Yes, I do have cool technical things to talk about and maybe I will – but only if I think it’s fun.

Meanwhile I’ll just write and see what happens.

Christmas may be over, but I think my friend Jeanette’s advent calendar is funny anyway. If you don’t understand the swedish jokes, try this dictionary. But you won’t find bakis, which means hungover.

Books

Sunday, December 26th, 1999

No links to interesting books here anymore. But read this story, anyway!

When I was six years old I was very worried. I thought I would never learn how to read. My reasoning went like this:

  1. Someone told me the average chinese must learn several thousands signs to be literate at all.
  2. Western languages have words, not signs
  3. AND… I thought every word was a code – that is, a completely random combination of letters.

So in order to read I would have to learn several thousand random codes in a few months. Most adults I knew seemed too stupid do this, of course… maybe they had become stupid later… hmmm?!?.

Anyway… my first day at school the teacher started teaching us nursey-rhymes: “Roger rows the rowingboat, Mother milks the milk”… stupid stuff like that. And I started laughing and couldn’t stop. Everyone thought I was crazy… and I never told them why.

But I’ll tell you. I suddenly realized how incredibly easy it was! No codes… just learn a handful of vowels and some rules of thumb and most words are pretty close to what they sound like.

I never stopped reading after that.

A very small digital fake

Sunday, December 26th, 1999

I try to make the most of my vacation – sometimes that means seeing very small things.

Yesterday afternoon I took a walk through Stockholm; it was Christmas Day and predictably grey, wet and empty. On my way home I got hungry and stopped for some kebab at a small, nice place run by foreigners (who don’t mind working holidays).

On my table was a small picture of a Coke, with the text: Refills – add 5 swedish crowns. Great to know, if you wanted a refill – which I didn’t. But then I noticed… at all the other tables the price was 8!


Looking closely I saw how a very, very careful touch-up had turned 8 into 5.
This made me feel rather sad – such an obviously futile little fake. Eight swedish crowns is not quite a dollar, and the kebab-sellers would never fall for it anyway. On the other hand, let’s say we add a lot of zeroes and a “dot-com”…

Tomorrow I am going to pick up a digital camcorder. If that sign is still there I will upload it. Done!
Too bad newbies with camcorders always slow down the pages, though :-)

Links

Saturday, December 25th, 1999

I guess few of us do very much random surfing anymore. Now and then I research the hell out of some new subject – it’s great fun when you start to get it: who the players are, the way they describe their own history, the special words they use etc, etc. When I do that, bad sites often tell me more than the good ones.

But the sites I read regularly usually combine two qualities: good content and links that occasionally surprise me. Here are some favorites.

Overall, I read more and more weblogs (see left side of this page) – companies like Userland and Pyra are making this happen. Thanks!

I read Scripting News every day! Dave can be very annoying or brilliant. If you are interested in any of the stuff he writes about there is almost always something new to check out.

Upside never fails to give me a very quick and optimistic take on the current economic hype and hysteria. You dont have to agree with any of it, of course. Someone (maybe in Feed) once wrote about his marxist friends from college who read The Economist just to get to know the enemy better. Sometimes I wonder myself: do they really believe the world will become a better place if business keeps growing and trade is free? Paul Krugman probably does, but is also good for the occasional contrarian view.

Cafe con leche is the only XML-site I read almost every day.

Slashdot is so big these days, it’s getting hard to follow. I scan the headlines rather than read – but that’s interesting, too. In this category (news for computer people) small can be better. Try Advogato or Technocrat.Net for a higher signal-to-noise ratio.

Justin Hall is working too much and writing too little these days. His old stuff gave me lots of kicks, long before weblogging was called weblogging. I still check him out – sometimes champions DO comeback.

Another obvious source for storytelling online is Fray.

I’m not really a hardware fanatic, but sometimes it’s relaxing to read about other people’s hobbies. I don’t read Suck very often anymore, but usually find it funny when I do.

What is WikiWikiWeb? It’s very easy to spend way too much time there, even if you don’t understand what they are talking about.

I’ve always been interested in cults and why people believe in weird stuff. The skeptic’s dictionary and Rick Ross are two large and fascinating sites on this subject.

The great Santa fakeout

Friday, December 24th, 1999

Merry Christmas everyone!

This year the kids found Santa’s clothes and stole them. They seemed to think I was Santa – asked what I would do without my clothes and even made threatening noises about pulling my beard.

So we faked them out: I went for a little walk and our backup Santa came right back in. Two minutes later I came back and sat down to enjoy the show. Of course they don’t believe in Santa anymore – but they sure were surprised!

None of the grownups in my family exchanged Christmas presents this year, it all went to the kids. I loved giving this to my brother’s 8-year old son:
Wilesco D20 Steam engine

Last day at the zoo

Tuesday, December 21st, 1999

For years I have had the beginning of a song in my head:

“I was my / last day at the zoo / I had to get close to you /last day at the zoo /h-had to get close to you”

So I got a good massage after work today – and then I went home with my girlfriend and started my vacation.

Christmas comes but once a year…

Monday, December 20th, 1999

I am closing in on my vacation.

For Christmas I will put a beard on top of my real beard and play Santa at my brother’s place – his kids stopped believing in me two years ago. I wonder what the little unbelievers are up to this year.

Me and my girlfriend (and I still won’t link to her cat:-)) are going to spend New Years Eve in a sauna north of Helsinki. There is a reason for that – I promise I will write that story and link to it. But not yet.

I am closing in on my vacation… just one more day to go.

Today was monday. I slept three hours and spent the day in meetings – the kind you have when a project is late, but not yet hopeless.

There is a fine line between being cynical & not giving a damn and taking it all too personally. I think I got it right today.

Weird project – it’s really just an ordinary in-house thing, but it has turned into something else. It is usually not a very wise idea to use your customer’s money to build something beautiful – especially if the beauty is not obvious and instantly gratifying. After all these years I really should know better…

Well, sometimes it works out alright.

Feedback

Sunday, December 19th, 1999

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